I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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