Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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