Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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