well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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