I didn't shave. On purpose
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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