Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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