Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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