They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
You ever have a fart follow you around?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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