Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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