He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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