Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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