I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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