discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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