hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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