YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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