Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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