Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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