just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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