Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
