So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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