Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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