My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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