It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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