In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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