Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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