i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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