He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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