you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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