My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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