I saw his package. It spoke to me.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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