didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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