Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I didn't notice because vodka
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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