Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.