My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.