I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone