Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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