Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Can I color on your dick again?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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