i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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