i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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