I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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