I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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