wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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