Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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