I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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