i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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