And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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