I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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