My first STD was from a foam party
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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