Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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