I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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