he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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