I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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