are you so shy because you have an std?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Floor bacon is actually really good
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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