Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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