i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
