You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Randomize
