my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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